Joke of the day - 10/9/09
Friday, October 9th, 2009Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Posts Tagged ‘one line jokes’
Joke of the day - 10/7/09
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009Q. What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It’s arse!
Joke of the day - 10/1/09
Thursday, October 1st, 2009Q. How does a pig go to the hospital?
A. In a hambulance.
Joke of the day - 9/28/09
Monday, September 28th, 2009Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A. A rooster clucks defiance and a lawyer fucks da clients.
Joke of the day - 9/13/09
Sunday, September 13th, 2009Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Joke of the day - 9/10/09
Thursday, September 10th, 2009Q. What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?
A. Matt!
Joke of the day - 8/29/09
Saturday, August 29th, 2009Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A penis…even a thought can raise it.
Joke of the day - 8/23/09
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
Joke of the day - 7/22/09
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009Q. Why is Wednesday the best night of the week to hit the bars?
A. Because it’s “hump day.”
Joke of the day - 7/19/09
Sunday, July 19th, 2009Q. What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?
A. A toothbrush.
