Joke of the day - 2/8/10
Monday, February 8th, 2010Q. What do you call an afghan virgin
A. Mever bin laid on
Posts Tagged ‘one line jokes’
Joke of the day - 1/27/10
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.
Joke of the day - 12/15/09
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009Q. What’s the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
Joke of the day - 11/28/09
Saturday, November 28th, 2009Q. What do an airport and an illegal abortion have in common?
A. The hanger.
Joke of the day - 11/24/09
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009Q. What’s six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.
Joke of the day - 11/22/09
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009Q. What’s the bad news about being a test tube baby?
A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.
Joke of the day - 11/17/09
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009Q. What’s the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Joke of the day - 11/15/09
Sunday, November 15th, 2009Q. What is the difference between “Ooooh!” and “Aaaah!”?
A. About three inches.
Joke of the day - 10/25/09
Sunday, October 25th, 2009Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Joke of the day - 10/20/09
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009Q. What kind of bees make milk?
A. Boobies
