Posts Tagged ‘one line jokes’
Monday, July 12th, 2010
Q. What is the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.
Tags: cum jokes, etenity jokes, funny jokes, girl jokes, one line jokes, q and a jokes, true jokes
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Sunday, May 9th, 2010
Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.
Tags: gargle, joking, love, love jokes, one line jokes, showing off, spit, swallow, true love
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2010
Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine
Tags: dirty jokes, long and hard, one line jokes, one liners, seamen, submarines
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Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Q.When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A.When he is standing next to your girlfriend telling her that her hair smells nice.
Tags: dwarf jokes, hair jokes, hairy dwarfs, jokes, kicked in the balls, one line jokes
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Saturday, February 13th, 2010
Q. What kind of bees produce milk?
A. Boobies
Tags: bee jokes, boo bees, boobie jokes, funny jokes, one line jokes, save the bees, sex jokes
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Thursday, February 11th, 2010
Q. What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name?
A. Papa Boner
Tags: boner jokes, dick jokes, jokers, moby dick, moby jokes, one line jokes, papa boner, papa jokes
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Monday, February 8th, 2010
Q. What do you call an afghan virgin
A. Mever bin laid on
Tags: afghan jokes, dirty jokes, funny jokes, indian jokes, iran jokes, one line jokes, virgin jokes
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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.
Tags: assholes, funny jokes, girls assholes, girls farting, jokes, little girls fart, one line jokes, q and a jokes
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Tuesday, December 15th, 2009
Q. What’s the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
Tags: animal jokes, branding jokes, cow jokes, funny jokes, hamster jokes, how to brand a cow, jokes, one line jokes
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Saturday, November 28th, 2009
Q. What do an airport and an illegal abortion have in common?
A. The hanger.
Tags: abortion jokes, airport jokes, gross jokes, illegal jokes, jkes, Joke of the Day, joks, one line jokes, sick jokes
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