Joke Of The Day - 7/12/10
Monday, July 12th, 2010Q. What is the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.
Posts Tagged ‘one line jokes’
Joke of the day - 5/9/10
Sunday, May 9th, 2010Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.
Joke of the day - 5/2/10
Sunday, May 2nd, 2010Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine
Joke of the day - 2/16/10
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010Q.When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A.When he is standing next to your girlfriend telling her that her hair smells nice.
Joke of the day - 2/13/10
Saturday, February 13th, 2010Q. What kind of bees produce milk?
A. Boobies
Joke of the day - 2/11/10
Thursday, February 11th, 2010Q. What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name?
A. Papa Boner
Joke of the day - 2/8/10
Monday, February 8th, 2010Q. What do you call an afghan virgin
A. Mever bin laid on
Joke of the day - 1/27/10
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.
Joke of the day - 12/15/09
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009Q. What’s the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
Joke of the day - 11/28/09
Saturday, November 28th, 2009Q. What do an airport and an illegal abortion have in common?
A. The hanger.
