Joke Of The Day - 8/12/11
Friday, August 12th, 2011Q. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A. Cause he was caught with seaweed.
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Joke of the day - 8/2/11
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can’t?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Joke Of The Day - 6/25/11
Saturday, June 25th, 2011Q. What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them the harder they get.
Joke Of The Day - 3/25/11
Friday, March 25th, 2011Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Joke Of The Day - 7/12/10
Monday, July 12th, 2010Q. What is the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.
Joke of the day - 5/9/10
Sunday, May 9th, 2010Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.
Joke of the day - 5/2/10
Sunday, May 2nd, 2010Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine
Joke of the day - 2/16/10
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010Q.When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A.When he is standing next to your girlfriend telling her that her hair smells nice.
Joke of the day - 2/13/10
Saturday, February 13th, 2010Q. What kind of bees produce milk?
A. Boobies
Joke of the day - 2/11/10
Thursday, February 11th, 2010Q. What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name?
A. Papa Boner
