Joke of the day - 11/18/08
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
So you are probably glad the Olympics are over in Beijing. Considering that an American tourist, a relative of the U.S. volleyball coach, was murdered by a Chinese civilian. The air is shitty and they have real human rights issues. Oh yeah, and the fireworks on TV were fake during the opening ceremony. So with that said here is the important info you need to know from the Beijing 2008 Olympics.
USA won the most medals although China won the most gold medals.
USA ended with 36 gold, 38 silver, and 36 bronze for a total of 110 medals.
The US men’s and women’s basketball teams won the gold.
Michael Phelps went 8 for 8 winning 8 gold medals.
The US men’s volleyball team won the gold.
US men’s water polo won silver.
US baseball won bronze… (They need the pros like basketball)
US women’s volleyball won silver.
And of course China had underage people in the gymnastic competition… But they do have fake birth certificates.

New meaning to "Put a foot up your Ass"
IT’S TRUE !!!!!! YOU GET 8 TICKETS TO ALL THE EVENTS, 4 HOTEL ROOMS, FOOD, CAR & FREE ROUND TRIP AIR FAIR. FOR 21 DAYS IN CHINA . GOOD LUCK!
Answer the following questions to win tickets to the Olympic games.
1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?
6. Which two just finished a joint?

…I guess you’re not going either.