Posts Tagged ‘olympics’

Joke of the day - 11/18/08

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.

BLOWJOB OLYMPICS

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

ROADHEADitorial - Olympic’s Recap

Monday, August 25th, 2008

So you are probably glad the Olympics are over in Beijing. Considering that an American tourist, a relative of the U.S. volleyball coach, was murdered by a Chinese civilian. The air is shitty and they have real human rights issues. Oh yeah, and the fireworks on TV were fake during the opening ceremony. So with that said here is the important info you need to know from the Beijing 2008 Olympics.

USA won the most medals although China won the most gold medals.

USA ended with 36 gold, 38 silver, and 36 bronze for a total of 110 medals.

The US men’s and women’s basketball teams won the gold.

Michael Phelps went 8 for 8 winning 8 gold medals.

The US men’s volleyball team won the gold.

US men’s water polo won silver.

US baseball won bronze… (They need the pros like basketball)

US women’s volleyball won silver.

And of course China had underage people in the gymnastic competition… But they do have fake birth certificates.


8/22/08 “Head” lines

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Manertainment
Britney Spears is really a mess
Obama calls shortlist he did not select for VP
Larry Mendte pleads guilty to being a creep!
Small plane kills 3 after hitting house in Vegas
Picture of Burglar caught by a shoelace!
Men’s US Basketball Team is looking good for the gold
Need to get laid? Go to the Olympics!
Warren Buffet says economy will continue to be weak
You wish your dad built you a tree house like this
Watch for falling debris from destroyed rocket
Reason why we can’t find Terrorists!

Best Picture From The Olympics

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

New meaning to put a foot in your Ass

New meaning to "Put a foot up your Ass"

8/21/08 “Head” lines

Thursday, August 21st, 2008
Homeland Security Department phones hacked! How safe are we?
Utah politician kisses horse!
Proof that the Chinese cheated in the Olympics
Man sues restaurant for 9-foot tapeworm
Mark Spitz says he could have beaten Michael Phelps in his prime
Umpires and MLB agree to use instant replay this season
Teenager with Slipknot mask and a sword attacks four people at school.
NFL loses Gene Upshaw at 63

Win FREE Tickets to the Olympics

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

IT’S TRUE !!!!!! YOU GET 8 TICKETS TO ALL THE EVENTS,  4 HOTEL ROOMS, FOOD, CAR & FREE ROUND TRIP AIR FAIR. FOR 21 DAYS IN CHINA . GOOD LUCK!  

Answer the following questions to win tickets to the Olympic games.  

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?
6. Which two just finished a joint?

I guess you’re not going either.

Olympic Weightlifter breaks arm

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Gymnast Falling

Saturday, July 12th, 2008