Posts Tagged ‘old jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 5/25/12

Friday, May 25th, 2012

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke Of The Day - 2/8/12

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke Of The Day - 11/1/11

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke of the day - 8/1/11

Monday, August 1st, 2011

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke Of The Day - 5/8/11

Sunday, May 8th, 2011

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke Of The Day - 3/30/11

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke of the day - 11/3/09

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke of the day - 10/22/09

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Q. Whats long, hard, and full of seaman?
A. A submarine.

Joke of the day - 9/2/09

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Q. How did the scientist solve the problem of constipation?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.

Joke of the day - 8/11/09

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.