Posts Tagged ‘obama’

10/13/08 “Head” lines

Monday, October 13th, 2008
Levi Johnston speaks on Bristol Palin, Obama and baby
Federal Reserve approves Wells Fargo’s $11.7 billion acquisition of Wachovia.
Sweets Banned as Treats in Neenah Schools (Pussification Of America)
Man suspected in mother-in-law’s death arrested when he thought he was meeting with his estranged wife.
What makes an ideal woman?
Boat Crashes Into House
KTLA Naked Woman Leads Police on 100 mph Pursuit
Angelina Jolie says she takes Maddox to knife shops
Winds whip up wildfire north of Los Angeles
Dow rallies 400 points as investors cheered the global response to the crisis.

Obama Is A Long-Leg Mack Daddy!

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

You may have heard clips of Pastor Manning on Howard Stern:


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9/15/08 “Head” lines

Monday, September 15th, 2008
Train engineer may have been texting at time of accident.
Apparently ‘the freshman 15′ refers to how many girls will be raped this semester at UConn
Public School Teacher Could Get Fired for Using Muslim Student as Example of Terrorist
Breakdown of deaths caused by Ike
Zambrano throws no-hitter as Cubs beat Astros
Man loses $341 million at the roulette table
Kayaker breaks own leg to survive
George Bush is a fan of the Jonas Brothers does anyone care?
Bank of America to buy Merrill Lynch for $50 billion
Phillies sweep makes NL playoff chase interesting
Batman now says foul language
Lehman Brothers investment bank says it will file for bankruptcy
Howard Stern guest announcer George Takei marries longtime partner Brad Altman

9/14/08 “Head” lines

Sunday, September 14th, 2008
It Now Costs $4 To Cross The Bridge’s From NJ to PA. That’s $20 A Week For Daily Commuters.
This just makes NO sense. How about losing weight!
Fire Marshal fired for giving lap dances
Hard core vegetarians may have shrunken brain
IKE aftermath. Hope everyone is SAFE!
School Nurse Is Arrested For Having Sex With 3 Teen Boys
It may pay to be homeless in Beverly Hills
How greedy and crazy is Heather Mills?
sophos.com Obama Sex Tape Is SPAM
Death Toll at 25 in Los Angeles train crash
You knew it was coming. SNL Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Obama to appear on ‘SNL’ tonight

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

Oh how things have changed for Barack Obama since he last appeared on “Saturday Night Live.”

The Democratic presidential nominee’s campaign revealed Thursday that he would be making his second appearance on the program, for the season premiere this weekend. Also scheduled to appear is Olympic gold medal-winning swimmer Michael Phelps.

Obama last appeared on the program in November 2007, making a cameo during an opening skit about a Halloween party at Hillary Rodham Clinton’s house, where she was portrayed as the presumptive president. As it turned out, Obama defeated Clinton for the Democratic nomination.

Obama’s campaign said details of his new sketch were still being worked out.

Source: VARIETY

Barack Roll

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

Puff Daddy aka Diddy bugging the fuck out

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

8/26/08 “Head” lines

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008
Obama Assassination Attempt!
Woman going to jail for trying to help drunk victim.
Woman gets 10th DUI
Carmakers want $50 Billion from Congress for fuel-efficient vehicles
What can’t Google do?
Tickets and seats for new stadiums is becoming unrealistic
GigWise.com Dr. Dre’s son found dead
Tiger Woods to build $1.1 Billion golf course in Dubai
Pot found growing at FL mall

Ada Evening News
Man eats drug evidence to avoid felony charges
Cheerleader Uniforms Violate Dress Code - C&R Pussification of America

8/24/08 “Head” lines

Sunday, August 24th, 2008
US Basketball brings home the GOLD
Obama picks Joe Biden as running mate
How algae can become fuel!
4 ear cat needs extra hands with fame
BuzzFeed Ninjas arrested in New Jersey
David Blaine’s next stunt. Will it Suck?
Rocket Man to perform most dangerous stunt ever!
And you wonder where Jerry Springer gets his show ideas?
Record fish caught on barbie fishing rod
Miley Cyrus favorite position

8/22/08 “Head” lines

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Manertainment
Britney Spears is really a mess
Obama calls shortlist he did not select for VP
Larry Mendte pleads guilty to being a creep!
Small plane kills 3 after hitting house in Vegas
Picture of Burglar caught by a shoelace!
Men’s US Basketball Team is looking good for the gold
Need to get laid? Go to the Olympics!
Warren Buffet says economy will continue to be weak
You wish your dad built you a tree house like this
Watch for falling debris from destroyed rocket
Reason why we can’t find Terrorists!