Posts Tagged ‘nut jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 9/5/11

Monday, September 5th, 2011

Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Joke Of The Day - 8/13/11

Saturday, August 13th, 2011

Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

Joke Of The Day - 2/18/11

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

Joke of the day - 5/24/10

Monday, May 24th, 2010

Q. What did one tit say to the other?
A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we are nuts.

Joke of the day - 6/25/09

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

Joke of the day - 6/23/09

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
A. To keep its nuts dry