Joke of the day - 12/31/08
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008Q. What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker?
A. An illegal procedure.
Q. What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker?
A. An illegal procedure.
Sirius XM stock closed today (11/20/08) at a disgraceful .14 cents. Stock symbol SIRI is going to fall off the stock market soon. It is scary because the product is amazing. Just think you can have the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, College sports, NASCAR, PGA, Soccer, Horse racing, Sports talk, Commercial Free Music, Howard Stern, Covino and Rich (Maxim Radio), BTLS, Mad Dog, Martha Stewart, Oprah Winfrey, Opie and Anthony, Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville, Eminem’s Shade 45, Siriusly Sinatra, Tom Petty’s Buried Treasure, Willy Nelson’s Place, BB King’s Bluesville, Everything Elvis, Bob Dylan’s channel, Medical channels, Religious channels, News channels, Traffic, Political channels, Comedy, Talk radio, Music from the 50’s to today, and more.
How is this stock only .14 cents? The stock is only .14 cents because the government would not allow these company’s to merge on a proper schedule. This merger was delayed so long it became the longest merger in the history of our country. We are talking about satellite radio. This is not necessity and there is plenty of competition with Ipods, terrestrial radio, CD’s, MP3’s, internet, cell phones and other ways to receive music.
It’s not like letting Exxon Mobil the largest oil companies merge with no problem. Then I have to pay over $4.00 for a gallon of gas. Great job government. You never seem to surprise me. Is there anything in this country that is not corrupt? Seems like corruption has reached everything. I bet our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves as this country spins out of control.

Hugh Hefner’s youngest girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson (above) is reportedly dating Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles, according to Page Six which also confirms the rumors of Holly Madison and Criss Angel hooking up are true:
As for Madison’s fling with Angel, Hefner smirked, “One hopes . . . that when she starts dating, she’ll have better taste.” Only Bridget Marquardt, who is married to a man in Ohio, has stayed loyal while developing a show for the Travel Channel.
Source: The Superficial
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