Joke Of The Day - 1/1/11
Saturday, January 1st, 2011Q. Is now the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions?
A. No next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Q. Is now the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions?
A. No next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Q. Does an optimist stay up until midnight to see the New Year in.
A. No a pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Q. What’s the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn’t last forever.