Posts Tagged ‘new years jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/1/11

Saturday, January 1st, 2011

Q. Is now the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions?
A. No next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Joke Of The Day - 12/31/10

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Q. Does an optimist stay up until midnight to see the New Year in.
A. No a pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Joke of the day - 12/31/09

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

Q. What’s the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn’t last forever.