Joke Of The Day - 5/12/11
Thursday, May 12th, 2011Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
A. Money!
Posts Tagged ‘money’
Joke of the day - 4/23/10
Friday, April 23rd, 2010Q. What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?
A. They both don’t work and always take your money.
Beggars
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It Pays to Go in a Public Toilet
Monday, September 8th, 2008NEW DELHI - It pays to use a toilet in southern India, as residents are earning close to a dollar a month by using public urinals, a scheme launched by authorities to promote hygiene and research in rural areas.
Dozens of people are queuing up to use toilets in Musiri, a remote town in Tamil Nadu state, where authorities have succeeded in keeping street corners clean with the new scheme, The Times of India newspaper said on Sunday.
“In fact, many of us started using toilets for urination only after the ecosan (ecological sanitation) toilets were constructed in the area,” said S. Rajasekaran, a truck cleaner.
The urine was also being collected and tested for its efficacy as a crop fertilizer, an official of the state’s agricultural university added.
People relieving themselves in the open is a common sight in India’s rural towns and villages, as basic sanitation still eludes millions.
(Reporting by Bappa Majumdar; Editing by Jerry Norton)
Source: ABC News
What a Church won’t do for some $$$
Monday, August 18th, 2008A crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says to the secretary, ‘I would like to join this damn church.’
The astonished woman replies, ‘I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?’
‘Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!’
‘I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.’
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, ‘Sir, what seems to be the problem here?’
‘There is no damn problem,’ the man says. ‘I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. ‘
‘I see,’ said the pastor. ‘And is this bitch giving you a hard time?’
