Major League Bong Hits
Thursday, July 9th, 2009



Sirius XM stock closed today (11/20/08) at a disgraceful .14 cents. Stock symbol SIRI is going to fall off the stock market soon. It is scary because the product is amazing. Just think you can have the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, College sports, NASCAR, PGA, Soccer, Horse racing, Sports talk, Commercial Free Music, Howard Stern, Covino and Rich (Maxim Radio), BTLS, Mad Dog, Martha Stewart, Oprah Winfrey, Opie and Anthony, Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville, Eminem’s Shade 45, Siriusly Sinatra, Tom Petty’s Buried Treasure, Willy Nelson’s Place, BB King’s Bluesville, Everything Elvis, Bob Dylan’s channel, Medical channels, Religious channels, News channels, Traffic, Political channels, Comedy, Talk radio, Music from the 50’s to today, and more.
How is this stock only .14 cents? The stock is only .14 cents because the government would not allow these company’s to merge on a proper schedule. This merger was delayed so long it became the longest merger in the history of our country. We are talking about satellite radio. This is not necessity and there is plenty of competition with Ipods, terrestrial radio, CD’s, MP3’s, internet, cell phones and other ways to receive music.
It’s not like letting Exxon Mobil the largest oil companies merge with no problem. Then I have to pay over $4.00 for a gallon of gas. Great job government. You never seem to surprise me. Is there anything in this country that is not corrupt? Seems like corruption has reached everything. I bet our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves as this country spins out of control.
I having been pointing out the greatest last name of all time. It is Kosuke Fukudome. Thats right “Fuk U Do Me”. It is Chicago Cubs right field from Japan. Now his name seems to be obscene in Chicago. A 15 year old Cubs fan, Jill Howe, was told to remove her Fukudome jersey because it was deemed obscene by her teachers at Elgin High School.
Source: Slanchreport

Source: MLB.com
As I watch America’s favorite past time sport, which has been corrupted with its share of scandals from Pete Rose’s betting to the steroid controversy now. Do you notice the amount of broken bats there are? It seems like every game has at least one incident of a broken bat either reaching the crowd, pitcher, or other infielders. Recently while at the plate Phillies Geoff Jenkins was injured by his own bat that broke. Click Here To View Full Story
All baseball bats used in MLB are made from either two woods. Ash or Maple. Ash was the premiere wood used for bats but now most bats are made from maple.
The MLB is investigating the broken bat situation and as of 7/2/08 to 9/9/08 over 1,700 broken bats have been collected. They are collecting the bats for analysis. Click Here To View Full Story
We hope no one ends up seriously injured from these bats. Not only do you have to worry about foul balls now you have flying bats.
Sources: MLB.com & Phillies.com