Posts Tagged ‘midget jokes’

Joke of the day - 7/30/09

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Q. Did you hear about the gay midget?
A. He just came out of the cupboard!

Joke of the day - 4/20/09

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!

Joke of the day - 2/15/09

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

I use to date a midget.
I was nuts over her!

Joke of the day - 12/22/08

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet

Joke of the day - 11/23/08

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Q: What do you call a female midget who’s nice and gives head?
A: Short, sweet, and to the point!