Posts Tagged ‘midget jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 11/29/11

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Q.When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A.When he is standing next to your girlfriend telling her that her hair smells nice.

Joke Of The Day - 9/7/11

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face.

Joke Of The Day - 8/22/11

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Q. How can you tell if a midgets having her period?
A. She keeps tripping over the string.

Joke of the day - 7/2/11

Saturday, July 2nd, 2011

Q.When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A.When he is standing next to your girlfriend telling her that her hair smells nice.

Joke Of The Day - 1/8/11

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

Q. When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A. When he is standing next to your girl saying her hair smells nice.

Joke Of The Day - 12/12/10

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

Q. How can you tell if a midgets having her period?
A. She keeps tripping over the string.

Joke Of The Day - 11/24/10

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Q. When you used to date a midget.
A. Where you all nuts over her?

Joke Of The Day - 9/4/10

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face.

Joke Of The Day - 7/23/10

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A.When he is standing next to your girl saying her hair smells nice

Joke of the day - 8/12/09

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Q. What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?
A. “OK, now you’re gonna feel a little prick.”