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Q. What do you call kids whose parents are white and mexican?
A. Crackers and beans!

Q. Why can’t mexicans be firemen?
A. They can’t tell the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A. Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Q. What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
A. Cuatro Cinco

Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A. Juan on Juan

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

“In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.”

God Bless America

Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A. Juan on Juan.

Q. Why can’t you play UNO with Mexicans?
A. The fuckers take all the green cards!

Q. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A. A Dry Martinez!

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.