Joke Of The Day - 5/5/12
Saturday, May 5th, 2012Q. What were the names of the two Mexican fire fighting brothers?
A. Hose A and Hose B.
Posts Tagged ‘mexican jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 3/2/12
Friday, March 2nd, 2012Q. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A. A Dry Martinez!
Joke Of The Day - 2/10/12
Friday, February 10th, 2012Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
Joke Of The Day - 2/1/12
Wednesday, February 1st, 2012Q. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A. A Dry Martinez!
Joke Of The Day - 10/20/11
Thursday, October 20th, 2011Q. How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A. They all jam into the front seat and run a red light.
Joke Of The Day - 9/21/11
Wednesday, September 21st, 2011Q. What do you call kids whose parents are white and mexican?
A. Crackers and beans!
Joke Of The Day - 9/1/11
Thursday, September 1st, 2011Q. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A. A Dry Martinez!
Joke Of The Day - 5/5/11
Thursday, May 5th, 2011A. What is the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A. A bench can support a family.
Joke Of The Day - 11/26/10
Friday, November 26th, 2010Q. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A. A Dry Martinez!
Joke Of The Day - 11/11/10
Thursday, November 11th, 2010Q. Why can’t you play UNO with Mexicans?
A. They always take all the green cards!
