Joke Of The Day - 2/1/12
Wednesday, February 1st, 2012Q. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A. A Dry Martinez!
Posts Tagged ‘mexican jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 10/20/11
Thursday, October 20th, 2011Q. How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A. They all jam into the front seat and run a red light.
Joke Of The Day - 9/21/11
Wednesday, September 21st, 2011Q. What do you call kids whose parents are white and mexican?
A. Crackers and beans!
Joke Of The Day - 9/1/11
Thursday, September 1st, 2011Q. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A. A Dry Martinez!
Joke Of The Day - 5/5/11
Thursday, May 5th, 2011A. What is the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A. A bench can support a family.
Joke Of The Day - 11/26/10
Friday, November 26th, 2010Q. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A. A Dry Martinez!
Joke Of The Day - 11/11/10
Thursday, November 11th, 2010Q. Why can’t you play UNO with Mexicans?
A. They always take all the green cards!
Joke Of The Day - 9/27/10
Monday, September 27th, 2010Q. What do you call kids whose parents are white and mexican?
A. Crackers and beans!
Joke Of The Day - 9/17/10
Friday, September 17th, 2010Q. Why can’t mexicans be firemen?
A. They can’t tell the difference between Jose and Hose B.
Joke Of The Day - 8/10/10
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A. Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
