Joke Of The Day - 1/18/11
Tuesday, January 18th, 2011Q. Why do men always give their penis a name?
A. Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Posts Tagged ‘men jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 12/4/10
Saturday, December 4th, 2010Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you!
Joke Of The Day - 11/21/10
Sunday, November 21st, 2010Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts do not have eyes.
Joke Of The Day - 11/16/10
Tuesday, November 16th, 2010Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
Joke Of The Day - 11/14/10
Sunday, November 14th, 2010Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you.
Joke Of The Day - 10/6/10
Wednesday, October 6th, 2010Q. Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A. So they can think with an open mind.
Joke Of The Day - 6/25/10
Friday, June 25th, 2010Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
Joke of the day - 6/3/10
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010Q. What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
Joke of the day - 4/12/10
Monday, April 12th, 2010Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Joke of the day - 4/4/10
Sunday, April 4th, 2010Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!
