Joke Of The Day - 12/7/11
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumor.
Posts Tagged ‘men jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 9/18/11
Sunday, September 18th, 2011Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Joke Of The Day - 8/28/11
Sunday, August 28th, 2011Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
Joke Of The Day - 5/11/11
Wednesday, May 11th, 2011Q. What is the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A. A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body except his own.
Joke Of The Day - 4/22/11
Friday, April 22nd, 2011Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
Joke Of The Day - 3/18/11
Friday, March 18th, 2011Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
A. He was half nuts!
Joke Of The Day - 2/11/11
Friday, February 11th, 2011Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts do not have eyes.
Joke Of The Day - 1/19/11
Wednesday, January 19th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Joke Of The Day - 1/18/11
Tuesday, January 18th, 2011Q. Why do men always give their penis a name?
A. Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Joke Of The Day - 12/4/10
Saturday, December 4th, 2010Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you!
