Posts Tagged ‘men jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 3/1/12

Thursday, March 1st, 2012

Q. What do men and stockings have in common?
A. They either run, cling, or don’t fit in the crotch!

Joke Of The Day - 2/26/12

Sunday, February 26th, 2012

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts do not have eyes.

Joke Of The Day - 12/7/11

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumor.

Joke Of The Day - 9/18/11

Sunday, September 18th, 2011

Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.

Joke Of The Day - 8/28/11

Sunday, August 28th, 2011

Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.

Joke Of The Day - 5/11/11

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

Q. What is the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A. A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body except his own.

Joke Of The Day - 4/22/11

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Joke Of The Day - 3/18/11

Friday, March 18th, 2011

Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
A. He was half nuts!

Joke Of The Day - 2/11/11

Friday, February 11th, 2011

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts do not have eyes.

Joke Of The Day - 1/19/11

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.