Posts Tagged ‘masturbation jokes’

Joke of the day - 3/27/10

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

Q. What do you call a teenage girl who doesn’t masturbate?
A. A liar.

Joke of the day - 9/9/09

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.

Joke of the day - 8/22/09

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.

Joke of the day - 7/17/09

Friday, July 17th, 2009

Q. What’s the ultimate rejection?
A. When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Joke of the day - 7/8/09

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Q. What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?
A. A tearjerker.

Joke of the day - 3/28/09

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It’s sex with someone they love.

Joke of the day - 3/22/09

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Q. What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?
A. A tearjerker.