Joke Of The Day - 10/10/11
Monday, October 10th, 2011Q. What is the best thing about having sex with yourself?
A. When you want a thumb up your ass you do not have to ask.
Posts Tagged ‘masturbation jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 6/26/11
Sunday, June 26th, 2011Q. What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A. Miracle Whip.
Joke Of The Day - 11/15/10
Monday, November 15th, 2010Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
A. Miracle whip.
Joke Of The Day - 10/26/10
Tuesday, October 26th, 2010Q. What is the ultimate rejection?
A. When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Joke Of The Day - 8/13/10
Friday, August 13th, 2010Q. What do you call a teenage girl who doesn’t masturbate?
A. A liar.
Joke Of The Day - 6/28/10
Monday, June 28th, 2010Q. What is the ultimate rejection?
A. When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Joke of the day - 5/12/10
Wednesday, May 12th, 2010Q. What do you call a teenage girl who doesn’t masturbate?
A. A liar.
Joke of the day - 4/22/10
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010Q. What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A. Miracle Whip.
Joke of the day - 3/27/10
Saturday, March 27th, 2010Q. What do you call a teenage girl who doesn’t masturbate?
A. A liar.
Joke of the day - 9/9/09
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.
