Posts Tagged ‘married’

Married Monkeys

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Monkeys Wukong, right, and Xiaoya pose for their wedding portrait at a zoo in China’s Zhejiang province. The zoo organized the ceremony hoping to attract more visitors, local media reported.

9/15/08 “Head” lines

Monday, September 15th, 2008
Train engineer may have been texting at time of accident.
Apparently ‘the freshman 15′ refers to how many girls will be raped this semester at UConn
Public School Teacher Could Get Fired for Using Muslim Student as Example of Terrorist
Breakdown of deaths caused by Ike
Zambrano throws no-hitter as Cubs beat Astros
Man loses $341 million at the roulette table
Kayaker breaks own leg to survive
George Bush is a fan of the Jonas Brothers does anyone care?
Bank of America to buy Merrill Lynch for $50 billion
Phillies sweep makes NL playoff chase interesting
Batman now says foul language
Lehman Brothers investment bank says it will file for bankruptcy
Howard Stern guest announcer George Takei marries longtime partner Brad Altman

9/12/08 “Head” lines

Friday, September 12th, 2008
Homeowner Finds SUV With 2 Dead In Pool
Mom steals daughter’s ID, pretends to be high school cheerleader
Group of firebombers set fire to strip mall and themselves
Alcoholics force vanilla extract off shelves
Tired of co workers stealing your lunch
Dad chases nude boy from daughter’s room with pipe
Guess what you can find on a golf course!
You can buy Michael Jackson’s undies if you want.
Jet Parking or NOT!
Romo the good samaritan. Who wouldn’t be if you are banging Jessica Simpson
Are you married and sleeping separately
Jamie Lynn Spear’s fools Paparazzi. Do you care?
Frog Plague in Florida
Retail Sales are Down… Just like the rest of the Economy

This Weekends Wedding Invitation

Friday, September 5th, 2008

 

And here is the fine couple

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8/18/08 “Head” lines

Monday, August 18th, 2008
Mexican Little League pitcher strikes out 12, throws perfect game and hits grand slam
Dwarf community in Ecuador could hold the key to a cure!
Largest immigration raid in history of US
Think you really have privacy anymore?
30 Seconds to Mars sued for $30 Million
Flying Cars!
Buzz Feed.com Beer Shakes

Economy so BAD schools are going to 4 day school week!
Ellen DeGeneres and lesbian partner Portia de Rossi get married
Howard Stern to have a bachelor party for George Takei