Joke Of The Day - 8/25/10
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Joke of the day - 11/11/09
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A. Marry it.
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Joke of the day - 2/11/09
Wednesday, February 11th, 2009Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
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Joke of the day - 10/27/08
Monday, October 27th, 2008Q: What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: Marriage.
Jim Carrey: I won’t marry Jenny McCarthy
Saturday, August 9th, 2008
Jim Carrey has vowed never to get hitched again.
The twice divorced actor is currently dating actress Jenny McCarthy, 35.
But he has no plans to walk down the aisle with his girlfriend-of-3-years.
‘They won’t be any marriage,’ Jim, 45, tells the Daily Star. ‘I think getting married is great and everyone should do it.
‘But once you’ve done it twice you should stop doing it.’
Jim was previously wed to Melissa Womer and actress Lauren Holly, 44.
