Joke of the day - 3/11/10
Thursday, March 11th, 2010Q. If your aunt ran off to get married what would you call her?
A. Antelope.
Posts Tagged ‘marriage jokes’
Joke of the day - 12/18/09
Friday, December 18th, 2009Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None it should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
Joke of the day - 11/11/09
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Joke of the day - 11/4/09
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.
Joke of the day - 5/9/09
Saturday, May 9th, 2009Q. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Joke of the day - 4/28/09
Tuesday, April 28th, 2009Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.
Joke of the day - 12/7/08
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.
