Joke Of The Day - 12/16/11
Friday, December 16th, 2011Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.
Posts Tagged ‘marriage jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 11/23/11
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011Q. If your aunt ran off to get married what would you call her?
A. Antelope.
Joke of the day - 7/8/11
Friday, July 8th, 2011Q. If your aunt ran off to get married what would you call her?
A. Antelope.
Joke Of The Day - 5/20/11
Friday, May 20th, 2011Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Joke Of The Day - 11/27/10
Saturday, November 27th, 2010Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Joke Of The Day - 8/31/10
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010Q. What is it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A. Marriage.
Joke Of The Day - 8/29/10
Sunday, August 29th, 2010Q. Why does a bride smile when she is walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she has given her last blow job
Joke Of The Day - 8/25/10
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Joke of the day - 3/11/10
Thursday, March 11th, 2010Q. If your aunt ran off to get married what would you call her?
A. Antelope.
Joke of the day - 12/18/09
Friday, December 18th, 2009Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None it should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
