Joke Of The Day - 3/3/12
Saturday, March 3rd, 2012Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Posts Tagged ‘marriage jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 2/7/12
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they do not get assholes until they are married.
Joke Of The Day - 12/16/11
Friday, December 16th, 2011Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.
Joke Of The Day - 11/23/11
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011Q. If your aunt ran off to get married what would you call her?
A. Antelope.
Joke of the day - 7/8/11
Friday, July 8th, 2011Q. If your aunt ran off to get married what would you call her?
A. Antelope.
Joke Of The Day - 5/20/11
Friday, May 20th, 2011Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Joke Of The Day - 11/27/10
Saturday, November 27th, 2010Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Joke Of The Day - 8/31/10
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010Q. What is it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A. Marriage.
Joke Of The Day - 8/29/10
Sunday, August 29th, 2010Q. Why does a bride smile when she is walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she has given her last blow job
Joke Of The Day - 8/25/10
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
