Posts Tagged ‘machine jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 5/17/12

Thursday, May 17th, 2012

Q. What is the difference between a Virgin and a washing machine?
A. The washing machine does not follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!

Joke Of The Day - 9/20/11

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

Q. What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A. A bingo machine.

Joke of the day - 2/26/10

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Q. Whats long, hard and Erects stuff?
A. A Crane!

Joke of the day - 3/19/09

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn’t follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!