Posts Tagged ‘lunch’

9/18/08 “Head” lines

Thursday, September 18th, 2008
Happy Birthday to the world’s oldest man.
TaxProf Blog White House Press Secretary Avoids Foreclosure on Her Home
Pot Head Sarah Palin
77 year old woman caught with about $3000 worth of cocaine
Can Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs Survive The Market?
True Blood to have 2nd season. It is a great show!
Penn State 2 top players suspended for a small pot possession
Paul McCartney shows off new girlfriend in London
Woman Suffers Orgasm-Related Stroke
3 in trouble over naked lunch
Bin Laden Who?

9/12/08 “Head” lines

Friday, September 12th, 2008
Homeowner Finds SUV With 2 Dead In Pool
Mom steals daughter’s ID, pretends to be high school cheerleader
Group of firebombers set fire to strip mall and themselves
Alcoholics force vanilla extract off shelves
Tired of co workers stealing your lunch
Dad chases nude boy from daughter’s room with pipe
Guess what you can find on a golf course!
You can buy Michael Jackson’s undies if you want.
Jet Parking or NOT!
Romo the good samaritan. Who wouldn’t be if you are banging Jessica Simpson
Are you married and sleeping separately
Jamie Lynn Spear’s fools Paparazzi. Do you care?
Frog Plague in Florida
Retail Sales are Down… Just like the rest of the Economy