Posts Tagged ‘love jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 11/18/11

Friday, November 18th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between lust, love and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargaling.

Joke Of The Day - 8/3/11

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

Q. What is six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.

Joke of the day - 7/14/11

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between lust, love and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargaling.

Joke Of The Day - 6/18/11

Saturday, June 18th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love does not last forever.

Joke Of The Day - 3/14/11

Monday, March 14th, 2011

Q. What is six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.

Joke Of The Day - 3/7/11

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Q. What is the definition of “making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.

Joke Of The Day - 2/14/11

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Q. What happens when you fall in love with a chef?
A. You get buttered up.

Joke Of The Day - 12/28/10

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

Q. What is the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn’t last forever.

Joke Of The Day - 8/9/10

Monday, August 9th, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A. Spit, swallow, and gargle,

Joke Of The Day - 6/23/10

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

Q. What is the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love does not last forever.