Posts Tagged ‘lesbian jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 3/3/11

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

A. What is the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
Q. Vagitarian!

Joke Of The Day - 8/14/10

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”

Joke Of The Day - 6/12/10

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker!

Joke of the day - 5/14/10

Friday, May 14th, 2010

Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”

Joke of the day - 3/29/10

Monday, March 29th, 2010

Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”

Joke of the day - 1/7/10

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can’t see a thing with all this shit in here!

Joke of the day - 12/10/09

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Q. What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker!

Joke of the day - 8/3/09

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Q. How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table has no balls.

Joke of the day - 7/26/09

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Q. What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?
A. A licker license!

Joke of the day - 7/25/09

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

Q. What do you call five lesbians in a closet?
A. A licker cabinet