Posts Tagged ‘lesbian jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 12/15/11

Thursday, December 15th, 2011

Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
A. Potpourri.

Joke Of The Day - 10/6/11

Thursday, October 6th, 2011

Q. What would you call a lesbian’s fingers?
A. Fish sticks.

Joke Of The Day - 8/20/11

Saturday, August 20th, 2011

Q. What do you call five lesbians in a closet?
A. A licker cabinet.

Joke Of The Day - 8/17/11

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Q. What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?
A. A licker license!

Joke Of The Day - 8/8/11

Monday, August 8th, 2011

A. What is the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
Q. Vagitarian.

Joke Of The Day - 5/31/11

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker!

Joke Of The Day - 5/19/11

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.

Joke Of The Day - 3/20/11

Sunday, March 20th, 2011

Q. How can you tell you are in a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table has no balls.

Joke Of The Day - 3/3/11

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

A. What is the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
Q. Vagitarian!

Joke Of The Day - 8/14/10

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”