Posts Tagged ‘lesbian jokes’
Thursday, December 15th, 2011
Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
A. Potpourri.
Tags: apartment jokes, fish jokes, lesbian jokes, Potpourri jokes, tuna jokes
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Thursday, October 6th, 2011
Q. What would you call a lesbian’s fingers?
A. Fish sticks.
Tags: finger jokes, fish jokes, fish smell jokes, fish sticks, lesbian jokes
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Saturday, August 20th, 2011
Q. What do you call five lesbians in a closet?
A. A licker cabinet.
Tags: five lesbians, funny jokes, gay jokes, lesbian jokes, licker cabinet
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Wednesday, August 17th, 2011
Q. What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?
A. A licker license!
Tags: funny jokes, gay jokes, jokes, lesbian jokes, licker jokes, licker license
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Monday, August 8th, 2011
A. What is the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
Q. Vagitarian.
Tags: lesbian jokes, pc jokes, politically jokes, vagitarian, Vagitarian jokes, vegetarian jokes
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Tuesday, May 31st, 2011
Q. What is the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker!
Tags: Ass Eater, crack snacker, cracker jokes, lesbian jokes, ritz crackers
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Thursday, May 19th, 2011
Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.
Tags: canoe jokes, fur traders, lesbian jokes, two lesbians
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Sunday, March 20th, 2011
Q. How can you tell you are in a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table has no balls.
Tags: balls jokes, lesbian bars, lesbian jokes, no balls, pool jokes, pool tables
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Thursday, March 3rd, 2011
A. What is the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
Q. Vagitarian!
Tags: funny jokes, lesbian jokes, new jokes, pc jokes, politically correct jokes, vagitarian
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Saturday, August 14th, 2010
Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”
Tags: lesbian jokes, lesbian vampires, next month, true blood, vampire jokes
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