Posts Tagged ‘lawyer jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 2/1/11

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

Q. What can a goose do that a duck can’t and a lawyer should?
A. Stick his bill up his ass.

Joke of the day - 9/29/09

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Q. What does “NFL football player, NBA basketball player, preacher, lawyer” represent?
A. Pro’s and Con’s

Joke of the day - 9/28/09

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A. A rooster clucks defiance and a lawyer fucks da clients.

Joke of the day - 5/21/09

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.