Joke Of The Day - 10/25/11
Tuesday, October 25th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a book and a booger?
A. You put your book on top of the table.
Posts Tagged ‘kids jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 9/30/11
Friday, September 30th, 2011Q. What is worse than spiders on your piano?
A. Crabs on your organ.
Joke Of The Day - 9/22/11
Thursday, September 22nd, 2011Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit ribbit and the other one says rub it rub it!
Joke Of The Day - 9/5/11
Monday, September 5th, 2011Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Joke Of The Day - 8/12/11
Friday, August 12th, 2011Q. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A. Cause he was caught with seaweed.
Joke Of The Day - 8/7/11
Sunday, August 7th, 2011Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Joke of the day - 7/27/11
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke of the day - 7/4/11
Monday, July 4th, 2011Q. What did one flag say to the other flag?
A. Nothing. It just waved!
Joke of the day - 7/1/11
Friday, July 1st, 2011Q. Why did Tigger lok in the toilet?
A. Because he was looking for Pooh.
Joke Of The Day - 5/28/11
Saturday, May 28th, 2011Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
