Joke Of The Day - 5/13/12
Sunday, May 13th, 2012Q. There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
A. The one on the range.
Posts Tagged ‘kids jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 4/26/12
Thursday, April 26th, 2012Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged!
Joke Of The Day - 4/11/12
Wednesday, April 11th, 2012Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”
Joke Of The Day - 3/20/12
Tuesday, March 20th, 2012Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Joke Of The Day - 3/9/12
Friday, March 9th, 2012Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
A. To keep its nuts dry!
Joke Of The Day - 2/6/12
Monday, February 6th, 2012Q. Whats the best thing about a pedophile?
A. They drive slow in a school zone!
Joke Of The Day - 1/19/12
Thursday, January 19th, 2012Q. What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
A. Frost bite.
Joke Of The Day - 1/7/12
Saturday, January 7th, 2012Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke Of The Day - 1/1/12
Sunday, January 1st, 2012Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.
Joke Of The Day - 11/6/11
Sunday, November 6th, 2011Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
