Posts Tagged ‘kids jokes’
Monday, February 6th, 2012
Q. Whats the best thing about a pedophile?
A. They drive slow in a school zone!
Tags: driving slow, kids jokes, pedophile jokes, school zones, sick jokes
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Thursday, January 19th, 2012
Q. What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
A. Frost bite.
Tags: crossing jokes, frost bite, kids jokes, shark jokes, snonman jokes
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Saturday, January 7th, 2012
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Tags: disney jokes, funny jokes, kids jokes, pinocchio jokes, raggedy anne jokes
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Sunday, January 1st, 2012
Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.
Tags: brownie jokes, brownies, cub scout jokes, kids jokes
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Sunday, November 6th, 2011
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Tags: kids jokes, pinocchio jokes, Raggedy Anne and Andy, raggedy anne jokes
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Tuesday, October 25th, 2011
Q. What is the difference between a book and a booger?
A. You put your book on top of the table.
Tags: booger jokes, book jokes, kids jokes, table jokes
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Friday, September 30th, 2011
Q. What is worse than spiders on your piano?
A. Crabs on your organ.
Tags: crabs jokes, kids jokes, organ jokes, piano jokes, spider jokes
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Thursday, September 22nd, 2011
Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit ribbit and the other one says rub it rub it!
Tags: animal jokes, frog jokes, funny jokes, horny toads, kids jokes, rub it jokes, toad jokes
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Monday, September 5th, 2011
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Tags: catching squirrels, funny jokes, kids jokes, nut jokes, squirrel jokes, tree jokes
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Friday, August 12th, 2011
Q. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A. Cause he was caught with seaweed.
Tags: fish jokes, kids jokes, one line jokes, seaweed jokes, weed jokes
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