Joke Of The Day - 2/6/12
Monday, February 6th, 2012Q. Whats the best thing about a pedophile?
A. They drive slow in a school zone!
Posts Tagged ‘kids jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/19/12
Thursday, January 19th, 2012Q. What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
A. Frost bite.
Joke Of The Day - 1/7/12
Saturday, January 7th, 2012Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke Of The Day - 1/1/12
Sunday, January 1st, 2012Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.
Joke Of The Day - 11/6/11
Sunday, November 6th, 2011Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke Of The Day - 10/25/11
Tuesday, October 25th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a book and a booger?
A. You put your book on top of the table.
Joke Of The Day - 9/30/11
Friday, September 30th, 2011Q. What is worse than spiders on your piano?
A. Crabs on your organ.
Joke Of The Day - 9/22/11
Thursday, September 22nd, 2011Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit ribbit and the other one says rub it rub it!
Joke Of The Day - 9/5/11
Monday, September 5th, 2011Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Joke Of The Day - 8/12/11
Friday, August 12th, 2011Q. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A. Cause he was caught with seaweed.
