Posts Tagged ‘kids jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 5/13/12

Sunday, May 13th, 2012

Q. There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
A. The one on the range.

Joke Of The Day - 4/26/12

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged!

Joke Of The Day - 4/11/12

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”

Joke Of The Day - 3/20/12

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012

Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.

Joke Of The Day - 3/9/12

Friday, March 9th, 2012

Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
A. To keep its nuts dry!

Joke Of The Day - 2/6/12

Monday, February 6th, 2012

Q. Whats the best thing about a pedophile?
A. They drive slow in a school zone!

Joke Of The Day - 1/19/12

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

Q. What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
A. Frost bite.

Joke Of The Day - 1/7/12

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”

Joke Of The Day - 1/1/12

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.

Joke Of The Day - 11/6/11

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”