Joke Of The Day - 12/31/11
Saturday, December 31st, 2011Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A. I feel like a kid again!
Posts Tagged ‘kid jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 11/25/11
Friday, November 25th, 2011Q. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A. Because it could not get a date.
Joke Of The Day - 3/2/11
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Joke Of The Day - 8/19/10
Thursday, August 19th, 2010Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A. I feel like a kid again!
Joke of the day - 5/22/10
Saturday, May 22nd, 2010Q. Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?
A. Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
Joke of the day - 3/24/10
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010Q. What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A. A trip without the kids!
Joke of the day - 3/22/10
Monday, March 22nd, 2010Q. What’s sicker than a pile of dead babies?
A. The one alive in the middle chewing its way out.
Joke of the day - 10/23/09
Friday, October 23rd, 2009Q. Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
A. To see a butterfly.
Joke of the day - 9/2/09
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009Q. How did the scientist solve the problem of constipation?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Joke of the day - 4/15/09
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Q. What’s the definition of a teenager?
A. God’s punishment for enjoying sex.
