Joke Of The Day - 6/9/10
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
A. They went outside to exchange blows.
Posts Tagged ‘joking’
Joke of the day - 5/9/10
Sunday, May 9th, 2010Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.
Joke of the day - 6/13/09
Saturday, June 13th, 2009Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Joke of the day - 5/24/09
Sunday, May 24th, 2009Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Joke of the day - 5/16/09
Saturday, May 16th, 2009Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.
Joke of the day - 5/13/09
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009Q. What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A. Push it aside and keep on eating…
Joke of the day - 5/3/09
Sunday, May 3rd, 2009Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Joke of the day - 12/2/08
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008Q. Why did the condom cross the road?
A. Because it was pissed off.
