Joke Of The Day - 2/21/11
Monday, February 21st, 2011Q. What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?
A. Presidentures!
Posts Tagged ‘jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/25/11
Tuesday, January 25th, 2011Q. What is better than a cold Bud?
A. A warm bush.
Joke Of The Day - 1/11/11
Tuesday, January 11th, 2011Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Joke Of The Day - 1/7/11
Friday, January 7th, 2011Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit.
Joke Of The Day - 12/17/10
Friday, December 17th, 2010Q. How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?
A. Fill up her cunt with shit.
Joke Of The Day - 12/7/10
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010Q. Why did so many black guys die in Vietnam?
A. Because every time somebody yelled, “Get down,” they’d get up and dance.
Joke Of The Day - 12/3/10
Friday, December 3rd, 2010Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 10 little piggy’s, 2 calves, 1 ass, and an unknown number of hares.
Joke Of The Day - 11/28/10
Sunday, November 28th, 2010Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy.
Joke Of The Day - 11/27/10
Saturday, November 27th, 2010Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Joke Of The Day - 11/25/10
Thursday, November 25th, 2010Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected it of fowl play.
