Joke Of The Day - 5/23/12
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012Q. What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick pocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches snatches.
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Joke Of The Day - 4/6/12
Friday, April 6th, 2012Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts do not have eyes.
Joke Of The Day - 10/18/11
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011Q. Who is corn’s father?
A. Popcorn.
Joke Of The Day - 8/17/11
Wednesday, August 17th, 2011Q. What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?
A. A licker license!
Joke Of The Day - 8/11/11
Thursday, August 11th, 2011Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!
Joke Of The Day - 6/15/11
Wednesday, June 15th, 2011Q. Did ya hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
A. It works by changing your blood type!
Joke Of The Day - 3/8/11
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011Q. What is the difference between Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras?
A. Mardi Gras is an all night party in New Orleans and Fat Tuesday is who you wake up with the morning after!
Joke Of The Day - 3/6/11
Sunday, March 6th, 2011Q. What is the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.
Joke Of The Day - 3/1/11
Tuesday, March 1st, 2011Q. What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
Joke Of The Day - 2/28/11
Monday, February 28th, 2011Q. What do you call a pimp who does not like blow jobs?
A. A headless whoresman.
