Joke of the day - 2/20/09
Friday, February 20th, 2009Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Posts Tagged ‘joke’
Joke of the day - 2/15/09
Sunday, February 15th, 2009I use to date a midget.
I was nuts over her!
Joke of the day - 12/5/08
Friday, December 5th, 2008Q. What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Joke of the day - 12/2/08
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008Q. Why did the condom cross the road?
A. Because it was pissed off.
Joke of the day - 11/30/08
Sunday, November 30th, 2008Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Joke of the day - 11/27/08
Thursday, November 27th, 2008Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small?
A: Is it in.
Joke of the day - 11/16/08
Sunday, November 16th, 2008Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Joke of the day - 11/13/08
Thursday, November 13th, 2008Q. What’s the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o?
A. Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
Joke of the day - 11/11/08
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
Joke of the day - 11/10/08
Monday, November 10th, 2008Q. Why can’t mexicans be firemen?
A. They can’t tell the difference between Jose and Hose B
