Joke Of The Day - 7/31/10
Saturday, July 31st, 2010Q. Why Are crippled people always picked on?
A. Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Posts Tagged ‘Joke of the Day’
Joke Of The Day - 7/11/10
Sunday, July 11th, 2010Q. What is the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?
A. You can drop her off where ever you want!
Joke Of The Day - 6/25/10
Friday, June 25th, 2010Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
Joke Of The Day - 6/7/10
Monday, June 7th, 2010Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
Joke of the day - 5/27/10
Thursday, May 27th, 2010Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Joke of the day - 5/19/10
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010Q. What’s gray, sits by the bed and takes the piss?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.
Joke of the day - 4/19/10
Monday, April 19th, 2010Q. What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A. A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
Joke of the day - 4/5/10
Monday, April 5th, 2010Q. How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A. By becoming a ventriloquist!
Joke of the day - 1/3/10
Sunday, January 3rd, 2010Q. What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!
Joke of the day - 12/17/09
Thursday, December 17th, 2009Q. What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
A. Leeks!
