Joke Of The Day - 2/27/11
Sunday, February 27th, 2011Q. Did you hear about the new “Divorce Barbie”?
A. It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.
Posts Tagged ‘Joke of the Day’
Joke Of The Day - 1/6/11
Thursday, January 6th, 2011Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Joke Of The Day - 1/4/11
Tuesday, January 4th, 2011Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!
Joke Of The Day - 12/3/10
Friday, December 3rd, 2010Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 10 little piggy’s, 2 calves, 1 ass, and an unknown number of hares.
Joke Of The Day - 11/3/10
Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010Q. Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
A. He was charged with battery.
Joke Of The Day - 9/29/10
Wednesday, September 29th, 2010Q. Why did the condom cross the road?
A. Because it was pissed off.
Joke Of The Day - 8/29/10
Sunday, August 29th, 2010Q. Why does a bride smile when she is walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she has given her last blow job
Joke Of The Day - 8/21/10
Saturday, August 21st, 2010Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can’t make a fist.
Joke Of The Day - 8/5/10
Thursday, August 5th, 2010Q. Why are pubic Hairs so curly?
A. So they don’t poke her eye out.
Joke Of The Day - 7/31/10
Saturday, July 31st, 2010Q. Why Are crippled people always picked on?
A. Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
