Posts Tagged ‘Joke of the Day’

Joke Of The Day - 11/18/11

Friday, November 18th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between lust, love and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargaling.

Joke Of The Day - 9/26/11

Monday, September 26th, 2011

Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine

Joke Of The Day - 9/6/11

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write “Please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.

Joke Of The Day - 8/10/11

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

Q. What is the worst thing about sleeping with Willie Nelson?
A. It is not really Willie Nelson!

Joke Of The Day - 8/6/11

Saturday, August 6th, 2011

Q. What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.

Joke of the day - 7/27/11

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”

Joke Of The Day - 5/10/11

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick pocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches snatches.

Joke Of The Day - 5/8/11

Sunday, May 8th, 2011

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke Of The Day - 4/28/11

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Q. How does a pig go to the hospital?
A. In a hambulance.

Joke Of The Day - 4/20/11

Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

Q. Why did the pothead cross the road?
A. Who else would follow a chicken?