Joke Of The Day - 11/18/11
Friday, November 18th, 2011Q. What is the difference between lust, love and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargaling.
Posts Tagged ‘Joke of the Day’
Joke Of The Day - 9/26/11
Monday, September 26th, 2011Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine
Joke Of The Day - 9/6/11
Tuesday, September 6th, 2011Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write “Please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.
Joke Of The Day - 8/10/11
Wednesday, August 10th, 2011Q. What is the worst thing about sleeping with Willie Nelson?
A. It is not really Willie Nelson!
Joke Of The Day - 8/6/11
Saturday, August 6th, 2011Q. What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
Joke of the day - 7/27/11
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke Of The Day - 5/10/11
Tuesday, May 10th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick pocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches snatches.
Joke Of The Day - 5/8/11
Sunday, May 8th, 2011Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Joke Of The Day - 4/28/11
Thursday, April 28th, 2011Q. How does a pig go to the hospital?
A. In a hambulance.
Joke Of The Day - 4/20/11
Wednesday, April 20th, 2011Q. Why did the pothead cross the road?
A. Who else would follow a chicken?
