Joke Of The Day - 5/6/12
Sunday, May 6th, 2012Q. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A. Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Q. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A. Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Q. What is the difference between lust, love and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargaling.
Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write “Please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What is the worst thing about sleeping with Willie Nelson?
A. It is not really Willie Nelson!
Q. What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Q. What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick pocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches snatches.
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. How does a pig go to the hospital?
A. In a hambulance.