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Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!

Q. What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A. Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Q. What is better than a cold Bud?
A. A warm bush.

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 2 calves, 1 ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find.

Q: Why do men always give their penis a name?
A: Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.

Q. How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say the F word?
A. Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.