Posts Tagged ‘Joke of the Day’

Joke of the day - 6/27/09

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!

Joke of the day - 6/18/09

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Q. What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A. Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Joke of the day - 6/5/09

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Q. What is better than a cold Bud?
A. A warm bush.

Joke of the day - 6/4/09

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Joke of the day - 6/2/09

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Joke of the day - 5/26/09

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 2 calves, 1 ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find.

Joke of the day - 5/20/09

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Q: Why do men always give their penis a name?
A: Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.

Joke of the day - 5/12/09

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Q. How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say the F word?
A. Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Joke of the day - 5/11/09

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Joke of the day - 5/3/09

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.