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Q. What is the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

A. Did you hear about the Polish bungee jumper?
Q. He hung himself.

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you.

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A. A private tutor.

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Mom cooked venison (deer meat) for supper. The kids, Johnny and Susie, thought it was delicious, but didn’t know what it was.

“What is this, Mom?” asked Susie.

Mom replied, “You’ll have to guess. But I’ll give you a clue. It’s what I call your father sometimes.”

Johnny yells, “Spit it out sis! It’s asshole! It’s asshole!”

Q: How come a Jack-o-lantern can’t have a baby.
A: Because he has a hollow weenie

Dead Pussy

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, “Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.