Posts Tagged ‘jesus jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 4/23/11

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A. It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

Joke of the day - 5/4/10

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

Q. Why can’t Jesus play hockey?
A. He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Joke of the day - 3/23/10

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Q. Why can’t Jesus play hockey?
A. He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Joke of the day - 3/15/10

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Q. Why can’t Jesus eat m&m’s?
A. Because he has holes in his hands.