Posts Tagged ‘horse jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 2/21/12

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A. A Mechanic.

Joke Of The Day - 12/29/11

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Q. What is the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.

Joke Of The Day - 5/15/11

Sunday, May 15th, 2011

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you are feeding a horse.

Joke of the day - 1/9/10

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A. A Mechanic.

Quote Of The Day

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

I bought a race horse named “MyFace.” He’s not very fast, but imagine the people in the stands yelling “Come on my face! Come on my face!”