Joke Of The Day - 2/21/12
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A. A Mechanic.
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A. A Mechanic.
Q. What is the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you are feeding a horse.
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A. A Mechanic.
I bought a race horse named “MyFace.” He’s not very fast, but imagine the people in the stands yelling “Come on my face! Come on my face!”