Joke of the day - 6/22/09
Monday, June 22nd, 2009If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.