Posts Tagged ‘hooker jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 6/6/11

Monday, June 6th, 2011

Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full!

Joke Of The Day - 5/18/11

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you are screwed.

Joke Of The Day - 2/20/11

Sunday, February 20th, 2011

Q. If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain. Can a hooker get laid off?
A. ?

Joke Of The Day - 8/23/10

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

Q. What proof do we have that prostitution is recession proof?
A. Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.

Joke of the day - 5/26/10

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you are screwed.

Joke of the day - 4/7/10

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Joke of the day - 2/1/10

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed.

Joke of the day - 12/3/09

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.

Joke of the day - 11/19/09

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed.

Joke of the day - 6/22/09

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?