Joke Of The Day - 5/2/12
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you are screwed.
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you are screwed.
Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full!
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you are screwed.
Q. If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain. Can a hooker get laid off?
A. ?
Q. What proof do we have that prostitution is recession proof?
A. Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you are screwed.
Q. What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed.
Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed.