Posts Tagged ‘hooker jokes’
Monday, June 6th, 2011
Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full!
Tags: full jokes, hooker jokes, nose jokes, prostitute jokes, runny nose
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Wednesday, May 18th, 2011
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you are screwed.
Tags: bungee jumping jokes, condom breaks, condom jokes, hooker jokes, hundred bucks
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Sunday, February 20th, 2011
Q. If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain. Can a hooker get laid off?
A. ?
Tags: business jokes, firefighters, hooker jokes, hooker laid off, plumbers, plumbers jokes, up in smoke
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Monday, August 23rd, 2010
Q. What proof do we have that prostitution is recession proof?
A. Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.
Tags: hard times, hooker jokes, jobs recession proof, prostitution jokes, recession jokes
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you are screwed.
Tags: bungee jumping, funny jokes, hooker jokes, hookers, rubber breaks, rubber jokse
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Wednesday, April 7th, 2010
Q. What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Tags: crack, crack jokes, drug jokes, drugs, hooker jokes, hookers, jokes
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Monday, February 1st, 2010
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed.
Tags: bungee jumping and hookers, bungee jumping jokes, hooker jokes, money jokes
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Thursday, November 19th, 2009
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed.
Tags: bungee jumping and hookers common, bungee jumping jokes, condom jokes, hooker jokes, how much for a hooker, how much is bungee jumping, rubber jokes
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Monday, June 22nd, 2009
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
Tags: firefighter jokes, hooker jokes, hookers, how much are hookers, how to get a hooker, jokes, plumber jokes, prostitute jokes
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