Joke Of The Day - 3/8/11
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011Q. What is the difference between Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras?
A. Mardi Gras is an all night party in New Orleans and Fat Tuesday is who you wake up with the morning after!
Posts Tagged ‘holiday jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 11/25/10
Thursday, November 25th, 2010Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected it of fowl play.
Joke Of The Day - 10/11/10
Monday, October 11th, 2010Q. Who was the first cat to discover America?
A. Christopher Columpuss!
Joke Of The Day - 7/3/10
Saturday, July 3rd, 2010Q. Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
A. He was a Yankee doodler!
Joke of the day - 12/30/09
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009A young man at a New Year’s party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette.
‘I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,’ his friend says.
‘I’m in the process of quitting,’ the man says. ‘Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.’
‘What’s phase one?’
‘I’ve quit buying.’
Joke of the day - 7/4/09
Saturday, July 4th, 2009Q. What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A. Yankee Poodle!
Joke of the day - 12/22/08
Monday, December 22nd, 2008Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet
Joke of the day - 12/10/08
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
