Joke Of The Day - 10/31/11
Monday, October 31st, 2011Q. What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A. How do you boo?
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Joke Of The Day - 10/30/11
Sunday, October 30th, 2011Q. What patriotic song do ghosts like the most?
A. America The Boo-tiful.
Joke Of The Day - 10/31/10
Sunday, October 31st, 2010Q. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A. A stake sandwich.
Joke Of The Day - 10/30/10
Saturday, October 30th, 2010Q. What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
A. Fasten your sheet belts.
Joke Of The Day - 10/29/10
Friday, October 29th, 2010Q. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A. To improve his bite.
Joke of the day - 11/1/09
Sunday, November 1st, 2009A vampire goes in a bar and asks for boiling water. The bartender says, “I thought you only drank blood.”
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, “I am having tea.”
Joke of the day - 10/31/09
Saturday, October 31st, 2009Q. Why don’t witches have children?
A. Because their husbands have Holloweenies.
Joke of the day - 10/30/09
Friday, October 30th, 2009Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Joke of the day - 10/29/09
Thursday, October 29th, 2009Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
A. They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
Joke of the day - 10/31/08
Friday, October 31st, 2008Q. Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
A. Because they don’t have any body to go out with
