Joke Of The Day - 5/25/11
Wednesday, May 25th, 2011Q. What do an airport and an illegal abortion have in common?
A. The hanger.
Posts Tagged ‘gross jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 12/10/10
Friday, December 10th, 2010Q. What is the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
A. Clitty litter.
Joke Of The Day - 9/5/10
Sunday, September 5th, 2010Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Joke Of The Day - 8/12/10
Thursday, August 12th, 2010Q. What’s sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A. Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.
Joke Of The Day - 7/30/10
Friday, July 30th, 2010Q. How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100?
A. Pull some strings.
Joke Of The Day - 6/29/10
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew before she swallows.
Joke of the day - 3/6/10
Saturday, March 6th, 2010Q. What do you called an anorexic bitch with yeast infection?
A. A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
Joke of the day - 11/28/09
Saturday, November 28th, 2009Q. What do an airport and an illegal abortion have in common?
A. The hanger.
Joke of the day - 11/1/09
Sunday, November 1st, 2009A vampire goes in a bar and asks for boiling water. The bartender says, “I thought you only drank blood.”
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, “I am having tea.”
Joke of the day - 5/13/09
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009Q. What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A. Push it aside and keep on eating…
