Posts Tagged ‘girlfriend jokes’

Joke of the day - 5/7/10

Friday, May 7th, 2010

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Joke of the day - 11/30/09

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.

Joke of the day - 11/16/09

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse.