Posts Tagged ‘girlfriend jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/10/12

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Joke Of The Day - 11/29/11

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Q.When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A.When he is standing next to your girlfriend telling her that her hair smells nice.

Joke Of The Day - 10/28/11

Friday, October 28th, 2011

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.

Joke Of The Day - 5/23/11

Monday, May 23rd, 2011

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.

Joke Of The Day - 5/15/11

Sunday, May 15th, 2011

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you are feeding a horse.

Joke Of The Day - 4/7/11

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Joke Of The Day - 2/3/11

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.

Joke Of The Day - 1/15/11

Saturday, January 15th, 2011

Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.

Joke Of The Day - 1/11/11

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Joke Of The Day - 8/7/10

Saturday, August 7th, 2010

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.