Posts Tagged ‘girl jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 6/11/10

Friday, June 11th, 2010

Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning girls.

Joke of the day - 3/31/10

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Q. What did one tampon say to the other?
A. Nothing they were both stuck up bitches.

Joke of the day - 1/15/10

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A. Their shaky hands!

Joke of the day - 12/1/09

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Q. What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
A. Collecting her thoughts.

Joke of the day - 8/1/09

Saturday, August 1st, 2009

Q. How fast can a girl fuck?
A. Only 68 mph cause at 69 she flips over and blows a rod!

Joke of the day - 7/28/09

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Q. What does a girl and a plane have in common?
A. They both have cockpits.

Joke of the day - 6/7/09

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning Girls

Joke of the day - 4/26/09

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Joke of the day - 2/3/09

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Q: How did the hilbilly find his daughter in the woods?
A: Pretty Good!

Joke of the day - 1/26/09

Monday, January 26th, 2009

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat it - we’re closed.